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Zainab's avatar

Absolutely love this!

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Ellen's avatar

Ahhh, thank you, Zainab!!

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Emily's avatar

Duolingo is actually in extra trouble for firing a load of people in favour of ai and describing themselves as an ai forward company

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Ellen's avatar

Yes!! I was thinking about this this morning when I reported for my 10 minutes of German 🙃

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Ella's avatar

Oh I didn't realise you were Geordie and so I read this whole thing with Cheryl's voice in my head and I was CACKLING, like hi Cheryl when did you get here?!

Also, similar to Molly Mae, but Kim K saying "It seems like nobody wants to work these days", which is what I tell myself when I have extra work to do and cba to do it.

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Ellen's avatar

Hahaha omg I love this. I feel like you now have to read any post of mine in Cheryl’s voice going forward, sorry, I don’t make the rules.

And YES! Kim K is a close second for me. I hear her voice so, so clearly for “get your ass up and work”

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ally 🌻's avatar

Such a fun concept.. and so much to actually think about a lot!!

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Ellen's avatar

Hahaha, I loved it from The Cut! I feel like everyone has their own weird things that cross their mind way more than necessary. Thank you for reading!! 💕

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Harriet Toole's avatar

URGH I also think about what Molly Mae said all the time and I feel I will now never not think about the number of lifeboats on the Titanic??? 🤯 Loved this piece!! Such a fun idea 🙌🏻

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Ellen's avatar

RIGHT! Honestly, I accidentally listened to a 6 hour podcast about the Titanic over the course of a week a while ago and I just haven’t stopped thinking about the random Titanic facts since…

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Shelley-Marie's avatar

The Morrisons wine glasses sent me lmaoooooo 🤣 this was such a fun read, just what I needed today <3

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Ellen's avatar

Hahaha literally though I am so in love with my £8 Morrisons wine glasses. Thank you for reading!!

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bvzzflower's avatar

ha, this was fun & delightful. would love a series of these!

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Ellen's avatar

Hahaha right!! I am desperate for The Cut to relaunch it. Thanks for reading 💕

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