Hahah this is TOO good. Made me smile and feel less like an isolated case. I bet you were the only fun part about the dates you’ve been on. The dating pool this age is just … Loved this so much.
YES. It definitely, definitely does. So now, actually, we’re both absolved and are free to make another silly mistake soon (one that hopefully doesn’t involve terrible men)
Hahahaha, it was Kaos. Now the important thing is, I know me having actually drafted my idea would change nothing about this situation, it’d still be sitting in a notebook while the actual Kaos on Netflix reigns supreme… but I would’ve had something to point at for proof I’d also had a good idea, y’know? 🥲🥲 (and thank you for reading!)
So (luckily) nothing happened. I just spend a few nights cradling it on the sofa to warm up and then my flatmates caught me and told me all about physics and why I shouldn’t be doing that.
So I did this MULTIPLE times before my flat mates caught me one day and were like “omg Ellen nooooo”. I am so, so, so lucky not to have third degree burns — I know this 🥲
I love this so much! It made me feel like I know you. I'm inspired to write my own version of this < 3 thank u for sharing
Aww I love this, thanks so much!
The first point gave me so much anxiety lmao
I know, I’m so sorry, it’s awful
Hahah this is TOO good. Made me smile and feel less like an isolated case. I bet you were the only fun part about the dates you’ve been on. The dating pool this age is just … Loved this so much.
Hahaha, thank you so much. I’m going to think about this comment on my next bad date (because there will be more bad dates)
Great list Ellen! Thanks so much for sharing :)
Thank you for reading!! 🫶🏻
Unblocking your ex made me wince. I know this one. If we've both made this mistake, do we cancel each other out and it disappears?
YES. It definitely, definitely does. So now, actually, we’re both absolved and are free to make another silly mistake soon (one that hopefully doesn’t involve terrible men)
I need to know what the Netflix series is! (I believe you!)
Hahahaha, it was Kaos. Now the important thing is, I know me having actually drafted my idea would change nothing about this situation, it’d still be sitting in a notebook while the actual Kaos on Netflix reigns supreme… but I would’ve had something to point at for proof I’d also had a good idea, y’know? 🥲🥲 (and thank you for reading!)
Love your humour ! And absolutely and totally relate to the bad news of unblocking the ex
Hahaha, literally the worst thing we can do to ourselves, right? Thanks so much for reading 💕
Point 1. Did...did you lie on it? I am genuinely curious as to what happened.
Point 2. Sounds like something I would do, given my anxious/impatient tendencies.
Point 3.... no comment. One needs to go on dates first.
Point 4. I think the jeans thing is for everyone...or atleast, for most people.
Point 5. You and me both, sister.
Point 7. You...what. WHAT?? Do I need to start sharing my collections now also? Oh My God.
Not gonna lie, after point 7, Isabell.exe is experiencing technical errors.
So (luckily) nothing happened. I just spend a few nights cradling it on the sofa to warm up and then my flatmates caught me and told me all about physics and why I shouldn’t be doing that.
Thanks so much for reading!! 💕
You're most welcome. It was a lovely read...and somehow made me feel less lonely.
You have nooo idea how much I love that! I’m so glad
That first point made me WINCE 😭
So I did this MULTIPLE times before my flat mates caught me one day and were like “omg Ellen nooooo”. I am so, so, so lucky not to have third degree burns — I know this 🥲
Nooo omg 😭
I currently have a TV balanced on a shelf because 'I must get that fixed to the wall' 😵💫
That’s where it goes now, I don’t make the rules 💁🏻♀️